THE RETURN OF THE QUOTEBEAST
Hey hey hey
You know you've been waiting for this LONG TIME
So---
these are some quotes I have been collecting
HOARDING, if you will
over the course of FOREVER.
Approximation on the speaker of each as always.
Short attention span says sorry.
And on that note... kbye
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SRSH: There is no cup- no cup hanging up!
VIKKI: When did you turn into Dr. Suess?
ALEX: I'm just a passive dragon.
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : I swear to god i must have a rectum obsession tonight
RICHARD[thelibrarian]: [on Charlie beating Francesca with a newspaper in the library] Is this sexual or just a violence thing?
CHARLIE: ... violence...
RICHARD: Right, leave now.
CHARLIE: No wait- sexual.
RICHARD: Alright then, you can stay.
Some dude who decided to talk to me on a train: Cos quite often vegetarianism can lead to...
Some kid that was hanging around with the dude on the train: Lesbians.
MATT: [shouting at people playing spin the bottle] See? Tounge was fun!
[on hearing a kid on the bus FAIL to recite his a b c]
MATT: The alphabet has been taken to whole new levels...
SRSH: Cats heal quicker than humans.
VIKKI: *dramatically* They have mutant powers!
SRSH: ... well, they do!
[putting down coffee]
SRSH: It's left handed, I'm afraid.
SRSH:[about James Blunt] I wouldn't mind going on a date with him. As long as he didn't sing to me.
KINESHA: I smell a conspiracy. I smell it with my head.
SIMON[about Thailand] It's like London, but foreign.
[about emo kids]
I got a great idea, i'm gonna wait right here: thats like what happens when bird flu evolves
I got a great idea, i'm gonna wait right here: WE ALL DIE
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : exactly
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : emos are the equivalent of a HORRIFIC DISEASE spreading the world
I got a great idea, i'm gonna wait right here: fuck you, you straightedge prude-ass-punk-face
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : punk-face? thats actually pretty cool
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : i have a face of anarchy
CHRIS: Oh no, I'm sitting in a room with a skaghead and a scene kid... *Gets beaten up*
[brainstorming Drama interpretation]
VIKKI: Let's make Hamlet gay!
CHESS: Except we won't use the word 'gay', we'll use the word 'Denmark'.
KINESHA: "Denmark is a Prison." "I live for Denmark." "I am the KING of Denmark!"
CHESS: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are like a double act. Only not funny.
CHRIS R: Like Ant and Dec.
KATY: "As I was walking all alane,
I heard twa corbies make a mane:
The tane unto the t'other say
'Where sall we gang and dine to-day?'"
... they're having sex, as is my understanding of the poem.
FRANK: The deer died soon after.
KATY: Why?
FRANK: ... it heightens the tragedy.
Fairy Boy : arrrgh the fag wants me on WoW
All Alcohol and Smokes | |: the fag *always* wants you
All Alcohol and Smokes | |: WoW or not
PATTY: How do you feel about Alias Grace?
CHARLIE: Confused.
KATY: Enraptured.
DAVE: Dead inside.
KATY: [turning books] Subversion! Subversion!
DAVE: Flipping things?
CHARLIE: Re-subvert it!
[Talking about fantastic four top trumps]
VIKKI: What the hell? There's four of them, and they only have a speed of two! Isn't one of them meant to be fast?
MATT: One can fly. He can fly at the speed of two.
KATY: Those salmon that are gay... does that mean they swim downstream?
JOHN: [about Jesus] He's a nice guy, I'll give him that. Made a lot of bread, though.
KATY: [about paradoxes] They would be unstoppable! If only they could get started.
VIKKI: It smells a bit feety in here.
and one classic quote for y'all [sorry Chess...]
DAZ: You're such a ring.
CHESS: I'm a Lord of the Ring.
You know you've been waiting for this LONG TIME
So---
these are some quotes I have been collecting
HOARDING, if you will
over the course of FOREVER.
Approximation on the speaker of each as always.
Short attention span says sorry.
And on that note... kbye
__________________________________________________________________
SRSH: There is no cup- no cup hanging up!
VIKKI: When did you turn into Dr. Suess?
ALEX: I'm just a passive dragon.
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : I swear to god i must have a rectum obsession tonight
RICHARD[thelibrarian]: [on Charlie beating Francesca with a newspaper in the library] Is this sexual or just a violence thing?
CHARLIE: ... violence...
RICHARD: Right, leave now.
CHARLIE: No wait- sexual.
RICHARD: Alright then, you can stay.
Some dude who decided to talk to me on a train: Cos quite often vegetarianism can lead to...
Some kid that was hanging around with the dude on the train: Lesbians.
MATT: [shouting at people playing spin the bottle] See? Tounge was fun!
[on hearing a kid on the bus FAIL to recite his a b c]
MATT: The alphabet has been taken to whole new levels...
SRSH: Cats heal quicker than humans.
VIKKI: *dramatically* They have mutant powers!
SRSH: ... well, they do!
[putting down coffee]
SRSH: It's left handed, I'm afraid.
SRSH:[about James Blunt] I wouldn't mind going on a date with him. As long as he didn't sing to me.
KINESHA: I smell a conspiracy. I smell it with my head.
SIMON[about Thailand] It's like London, but foreign.
[about emo kids]
I got a great idea, i'm gonna wait right here: thats like what happens when bird flu evolves
I got a great idea, i'm gonna wait right here: WE ALL DIE
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : exactly
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : emos are the equivalent of a HORRIFIC DISEASE spreading the world
I got a great idea, i'm gonna wait right here: fuck you, you straightedge prude-ass-punk-face
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : punk-face? thats actually pretty cool
All Alcohol and Smokes | | : i have a face of anarchy
CHRIS: Oh no, I'm sitting in a room with a skaghead and a scene kid... *Gets beaten up*
[brainstorming Drama interpretation]
VIKKI: Let's make Hamlet gay!
CHESS: Except we won't use the word 'gay', we'll use the word 'Denmark'.
KINESHA: "Denmark is a Prison." "I live for Denmark." "I am the KING of Denmark!"
CHESS: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are like a double act. Only not funny.
CHRIS R: Like Ant and Dec.
KATY: "As I was walking all alane,
I heard twa corbies make a mane:
The tane unto the t'other say
'Where sall we gang and dine to-day?'"
... they're having sex, as is my understanding of the poem.
FRANK: The deer died soon after.
KATY: Why?
FRANK: ... it heightens the tragedy.
Fairy Boy : arrrgh the fag wants me on WoW
All Alcohol and Smokes | |: the fag *always* wants you
All Alcohol and Smokes | |: WoW or not
PATTY: How do you feel about Alias Grace?
CHARLIE: Confused.
KATY: Enraptured.
DAVE: Dead inside.
KATY: [turning books] Subversion! Subversion!
DAVE: Flipping things?
CHARLIE: Re-subvert it!
[Talking about fantastic four top trumps]
VIKKI: What the hell? There's four of them, and they only have a speed of two! Isn't one of them meant to be fast?
MATT: One can fly. He can fly at the speed of two.
KATY: Those salmon that are gay... does that mean they swim downstream?
JOHN: [about Jesus] He's a nice guy, I'll give him that. Made a lot of bread, though.
KATY: [about paradoxes] They would be unstoppable! If only they could get started.
VIKKI: It smells a bit feety in here.
and one classic quote for y'all [sorry Chess...]
DAZ: You're such a ring.
CHESS: I'm a Lord of the Ring.