And from this morning's news scrape...

[ruefullyamused]

...the only sentence you will need to read all day:

A Michigan pet store employee got himself a mouthful of cockroaches[.]

From: Article

"Why would I need to read that?" you ask? I'm not entirely sure. Maybe I'm just a bad person ;)

Comments

[amp23]

bad memories of that damn Creepshow skit!

[ruefullyamused]

lol that was the first image that came to mind for me as well!