What if a robot smacks your baby?

AP Enterprise: Crew blames capt. for pirate attack

Hell, did you see the short skirt he was wearing and the roofies he washed down with a bottle of gin? Had it comin'! (ugh, I feel filthy, wrong and evil even thinking that). His decisions may have been imprudent, but yeah...blaming the victim doesn't work here either, imho.

Comcast aims to ( Read more... )

CATERER CHARGED WITH DUI, COPS DELIVER FOOD

Talk about fast food. Police delivered a catered lunch order Wednesday after the caterer who was trying to make the delivery was charged with driving under the influence. Willie D. Meekins, 32, of Fort Washington, tested at four times the legal blood alcohol content limit for driving, which is 0.08, ( Read more... )

...a drinking game!

Did U.S. make mistake in skipping vaccine additive?The rules ( Read more... )

At the moment, waiting for my arch-nemesis to stop hogging my boss's time during our scheduled meeting so we can actually meet about stuff of importance ( Read more... )

Obama warns of a 'double dip' recession

President Barack Obama says he's worried that spending too much money to help revive the economy could undermine a fragile U.S. recovery and throw the economy into a double-dip recession.

Ya think?

Saturday is NaDruWriNi (National Drunk Writing Night)
[with credit to the_siobhanThe rules are simple ( Read more... )

Coworker email: All, please log out, we're rebooting shit.
*log out* *take break* *come back* *attempt to log in* *success*

An hour passes.

Coworker email: All, I forgot to mention that the system is back up now!

********

Gee, might only those of us who figured that shit out get the message?

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Business writing tips from the Governator

First, mirror the other party's points to confirm accurate understanding
Underline salient points
Clarify any jargon
Keep points brief

Yield credit where credit is due
Offer your counter-proposal
Underscore how your counter-proposal is the better choice

Extra points for subtlety!