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[rufusredshinra]

I find myself with far too much to do and not enough time to get things done in. I am still waiting on the reports from Port Royal. I would like to get the updates on how the sailing went and what was learned. In case all of you haven’t noticed, I’ve finally gotten ahold of one of these, and it should make communication between us easier,

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[dancingxophelia]

Ew! You have a dead squid in your desk!? :O

[rufusredshinra]

I'm not exactly sure what it is or was. All I know is that it had many tentacles and let loose a horrible stench once dead.

[dancingxophelia]

Oh, I hope you cleaned that up then. That doesn't provide for a very good work environment. D: Do you want some flowers? I have plenty...

[rufusredshinra]

My staff cleaned it up. Now if they can only manage to get that smell out of the wood itself. Worse to worst, I'll simply have to replace the desk itself with a new one.

Flowers? I think not. I tend to be allergic to most varieties of flowers. I've only found one or two that I like and can tolerate.

[libertinevii]

Well, look who finally decided to show up. And me and Rude were starting to think you'd died or something.

Aw, did you like my present, Mr. President? I figured you would. Besides, I think it added a nice touch to that office of yours.

... about you an' Tseng...it was all his fault, sir. Every last bit of it. -cocky grin-

[rufusredshinra]

Most of the world probably wishes I had, but I assure you that I am well and alive.

You know, Reno, I do prefer my office as it is, not smelling as if someone had decided to let sushi rot in there for a week. Funny how I thought it was you but the security tapes of who had been in and out of my office had vanished mysteriously. I wonder how that happened.

What in the world makes you think I'd believe that?

[libertinevii]

Damn, and I expect that means I'll actually have to put an effort into writing up those reports now that the boss man's back?

Yeah well, somehow I thought that you'd enjoy a new fragrence, that's all. That new office smell has got to get annoying after a while, right?

What in the world would make you not believe it?

[rufusredshinra]

Exactly. I shall be expecting the first of them immediately. I dislike knowing you're out on the town with only Rude keeping you from causing riots, drunken raids, and who knows what else.

I expect you to get me a new desk immediately, Reno, and I don't mean something crude or the like. Something suitable for me. Otherwise, I will be taking it out of your next paycheque.

Ohhh, I don't know. Probably that Rude shows little to no interest in my personal life?