You think she's pretty? You should see my slingshot.

Title: The Trouble with Harry
Date Watched: 12/26/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: N/A
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 8

Synopsis: A small group of people in a small town work together to hide the body of a man that they each have reason to believe they killed.

The Good: Builds really nicely and ( Read more... )

So what are you, a triple agent?

Title: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Date Watched: 12/24/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: 8
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 7

Synopsis: Indiana Jones and his son unite on a quest to uncover something related to the Roswell landing.

The Good: Some really impressively filmed action sequences. Easily ( Read more... )

The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth.

Title: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Date Watched: 12/23/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: N/A
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 8+

Synopsis: Everybody's favorite archaeologist finds ( Read more... )

I'm an orphan.

Title: The Accidental Spy
Date Watched: 12/22/2012 - 12/23/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: 7
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 6

Synopsis: An ordinary fitness equipment salesman finds himself in a situation where he has to prevent Anthrax II from getting into the wrong hands.

The Good: Some truly amazing Jackie Chan stunts and fight ( Read more... )

Didn't you have a daughter with a lovely name? Yeah, what was it now? A lovely, lyrical, lilting name...

Title: Lolita
Date Watched: 12/22/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: 8
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 8

Synopsis: A writer finds himself attracted to the teenage daughter of a woman who's making the moves on him.

The Good: Ballsy adaptation of an ( Read more... )

We scare because we care.

Title: Monster's, Inc.
Date Watched: 12/20/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: 7
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 7

Synopsis: Two not-so-scary monsters discover a young girl in their monster world and try and get her back to her bedroom.

The Good: Beautiful computer animation. Often very funny, with perfect voice casting. Boo is ( Read more... )

I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.

Title: The Great Escape
Date Watched: 12/16/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: 9
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 9

Synopsis: A team of POW escapees plan to break out of a heavily guarded German prison camp.

The Good: Epic in scope and mostly ( Read more... )

My father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Title: The Godfather
Date Watched: 12/14/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: 9
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 9

Synopsis: The epic story of the Corleone mob family and the transition from one godfather to another.

The Good: Beautifully shot, acted, and written. ( Read more... )

You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory.

Title: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Date Watched: 12/9/2012
Original Ranking Out of 10: N/A
Revised Ranking Out of 10: 8

Synopsis: Everybody's favorite archaeologist must recover and return a magic rock to a starving village.

The Good: Probably the best action sequences ( Read more... )

It's an interesting setup, Mr. Ross. It's the oldest confidence game on the books: The Spanish Prisoner. Fellow says him and his sister, wealthy refugees, left a fortune in the home country. He got out, girl and the money stuck in Spain. Here is her most beautiful portrait. And he needs money to get her and the fortune out. Man who supplies the ( Read more... )