Funny things I said yesterday ( Read more... )

Ok, so this is weird. I didn't believe it at first. So a few weeks ago my neighbor was dog sitting for me and he told me that I had the neatest, meaning cleanest, dog he'd ever seen. He said that when Samson would pee in the bathroom where he is kept at night he would "clean" it up himself by putting tp over it. I thought it must have just been ( Read more... )

Ok, so again, I am a day behind...but here is the funny thing for today, that actually happened yesterday!

Caleb said he had to poo on the potty, but when he went and sat there for a while he said that "the poopoo went back to its mommy..." which aparently means he didn't have to go after all.

btw...he's two

So this is the funny thing I'll post today. It isn't from today, but from earlier this week ( Read more... )

This is interesting...

84% John McCain
80% Mitt Romney
75% Mike Huckabee
74% Fred Thompson
71% Tom Tancredo
61% Rudy Giuliani
58% Ron Paul
55% Bill Richardson
44% Hillary Clinton
42% Barack Obama
42% Chris Dodd
41% John Edwards
30% Joe Biden
23% Mike Gravel
19% Dennis Kucinich

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

Got to meet with 
( Read more... )

This posting the funny things that happen, or that I say, everyday is really helping. I feel so much less stressed every night as I think over my day looking for the humor in it all instead of being at my wits end stressing over how crazy my kids are!!!

Today's quote...

Caleb, let Joni out of the box! And Joni quit screaching!!!

No funny quotes today. But had a kinda funny thing happen. To start, Patrick is sick and wanted to be held all day. Well, I decided to clip his nails and when I was done I put the nail scissors down on the end table beside me because he fell asleep and I really didn't want to wake him. Then, I forgot that I put them there...STUPID STUPID STUPID ( Read more... )

Quote for today...more of a very short story...

Mommy: Does it hurt?
Caleb crying: Yes...
Mommy, as she's removing the offensive object with tweezers: This is why we don't put crayons up our noses.