His name is Humbolt and he is a secret foreign agent who has your photo. They have mistaken you for a double agent named Fred and they want your chili recipe. They will kill to get it.
Get Holt and LeAnne out of the country NOW!!! There is a small chalet in Luxemborg that should be safe. LeAnne will change her name to Helga and will manage the healthcare system for the Sex Workers of Greater Luxemborg (there are only 3, so it won't be too hard), Holt will now be Helmut and will attend the Luxemborg School for the Gifted.
Guard your recipe close, my friend. Guard it very closely.
Good luck in your search. Post it on Craigslist around the sound?
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Get Holt and LeAnne out of the country NOW!!! There is a small chalet in Luxemborg that should be safe. LeAnne will change her name to Helga and will manage the healthcare system for the Sex Workers of Greater Luxemborg (there are only 3, so it won't be too hard), Holt will now be Helmut and will attend the Luxemborg School for the Gifted.
Guard your recipe close, my friend. Guard it very closely.
Good luck in your search. Post it on Craigslist around the sound?
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