Dogg's Hamlet

[ruien]

"Outside of a dog,
a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

~ Groucho Marx

Comments

[anonymous]

However if Dog is man's best friend, who is said dog's best friend? Does it nessecarilly qualify one for simply feeding the dog and taking it for a walk once in awhile to be it's best friend. Particularly if said dog finds it's self castrated?

So knowingly that I'm a dog, who is my best friend? A question I thought I once knew, and a question I find myself asking again and again lately.

I find myself in a particular problem Shar, so I'm seeking the advice of people I think of as old friends. This one in particular you have experience with. Are you one or another one to send the dog to the vet to be de-balled?

Matt

[ruien]

i'm not a dog person。

[torscha]

Good ol' Groucho here is assuming one of those sane dogs who wouldn't try to swallow something suspiciously bioluminescent and hence provide eerie illumination for anyone intrepid enough to try reading in its belly.

In other words, a dog completely unlike any other dog I've ever known.