[CLANGCLANG, a phone banging against a desk, the cord whipping behind it]
-HONE CALL? ONE PHONE CAAAAALL? AHHH, I DON'T DESERVE EVEN HALF A PHONE CALL! ALL MY ROAMING MINUTES SHOULD BE PUT OVER A SPIT AND ROOOOASTED!
I AM A FELON!
A CROOK!
WHAT THE MOTHERS OF FELONS AND CROOKS WARN THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT!
I AM PURE EVIIIIIL!
DON'T YOU SEE?! DON
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I'M SORRYYYYYYYY!!
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I'm sure Arthur has something for headache. If I happen to find any strong sedatives while I'm looking, I'll be sure to owl them over.
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