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ruisenor

Lying on the floor looking dead...

May 06, 2006 01:37

Have you ever had to tell a middle-aged women that the chocolate and mint brownie she's been looking forward to for a year or more is sold out? If you have (and if you're lucky, you haven't) you know it generally isn't a good experience for anyone involved, least of all yourself. Sometimes the idea of "not killing the messenger" gets lost on some ( Read more... )

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nutmeg226 May 6 2006, 18:30:10 UTC

Last night I watched one episode of arrested development. And thought of you. Friday would be great. The best part of women's conference: THE HAIR.

ruisenor May 8 2006, 01:02:09 UTC

I couldn't decide if it was the hair or the dresses - there was just something so mesmerizing about all of those floral patterns.

capn_brimstone May 7 2006, 01:29:02 UTC

Arizona isn't the same without you.

brandnewdork May 8 2006, 02:03:42 UTC

I'll pretend I'm not offended.

lawbtrfly May 8 2006, 02:43:31 UTC

I was kind of thinking the same thing.

capn_brimstone May 8 2006, 05:55:09 UTC

oh goodness people. Don't take that to mean that you kids aren't a good part of why Arizona is so great either. I'm just saying that Allyson is missed. Arizona wouldn't be the same with you kids either. Speaking of which, why haven't we hung out yet? what are you kids doing this week?

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anonymous May 7 2006, 02:39:46 UTC

thanks for watching otik. you're a good sport.

TR

ruisenor May 8 2006, 06:17:07 UTC

Thank you for the experience. Now when people say, "I saw the weirdest mov-," I can interrput, "Was it "Little Otik"? Because if not, I'm sorry mister, but you're going to have to stop talking now."

anonymous May 8 2006, 05:19:20 UTC

I take exception to the hair comment. And, as I recall, a few years ago when I was at women's conference I WAS that middle-aged women being told by some catering flunky that there were no more mint brownie. It's a good thing I don't own a gun. Mom

ruisenor May 8 2006, 06:15:42 UTC

1. I am not a flunky, I'm training to be a Maitre'd Trainee, thank you very much.
2. Own a gun? I'm suprised you don't, you flagrant republican
3. No, your hair isn't like some women's - either mulletish or far too big for residential zoning regulations
4. I belive you meant mint brownies. Not to nitpick, but hello? Subject verb agreement, anyone?

brandnewdork May 8 2006, 17:46:28 UTC

believe**
I like it when you're correcting someone's, specifically your mom's, grammar and then you spell a word wrong.

nutmeg226 May 9 2006, 17:17:44 UTC

All apologies. Your hair is lovely.