My life is like a bad movie...

[ruisenor]

As we discussed the different ways that fruit develops from the ovaries of trees, I was reminded of my high school biology teacher. I remember when he told our class that if we wanted, we could just walk into the nearest Albertson's, tell them we wanted a bag of ovaries, and it would really mean fruit. As he said this, the light reflected off of

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[nutmeg226]

This was such an amusing read.

[capn_brimstone]

Oh, Mr. Fledan. Did you know he was like the square dancing champion of Arizona or something? Nice use of the word "Repartee".

[ruisenor]

Mr. Feldman.

...and with those words you brought screeching back into my memory the day he pushed all the desks to the sides of that dank rooms and attempted to teach us square dancing...

a memory better left lost in the chasm of my head, dear.

[capn_brimstone]

oh wow! lucky you. And sorry bout the mispell, my wireless keyboard is dying. How are things going up there?

[cjladygoodman]

eww...Feldman...I remember that day too. And when he made us taste those paper strip things...gross. Ok, so anyway...this entry amused me greatly. Twas good writing m'dear.

[oh_so_1337]

You smoked cigarettes? Or you simply had the thought of smoking cigarettes? And do you write these entries with a dictionary handy, or did you actually study for all those vocab tests in highschool? The only reason I ask that last question is because you used the word turgidity. That has like 9 letters Allyson, I don't have time to read all that. Funny entry though. When are you coming back to AZ?

[ruisenor]

1. I love vocab, and if you didn't have the time to read turgidity, then how did you know there were 9 letters?

2. I don't know if I'm ever coming back. And I say that only because I have no one to drive with me, and I refuse to drive 10 hours alone. In a last ditch attempt, I filled out a card at the "Ride Board" to see if anyone is interested in going down with me, but as it turns out people value boyfriends, family, and jobs over my homesickness. Sick, isn't it?

[oh_so_1337]

Awww :( That makes me sick Allyson, sick with greif and despair... Maybe a road trip can be planned for later this summer or something, I refuse to go more than a year and a half without hanging out with you atleast once. It would have to be a quick trip though, I'm a working man now.

[ruisenor]

Oh, Eloise.

We could meet in St. George - that's half way between us both. Oh man, we should meet in St. George for Memorial Day Weekend or something. Or if people drove up to St. George to meet me, I could get someone to ride down with me? Does this make sense? Are you taking notes?

[ruisenor]

And in them I will suggest we stop killing cows and start slaughtering smokers for the use of their leather lungs in all our shoes and accessories.

[dromney]

You are a fantastic writer. Honestly.

[ruisenor]

Honestly, we should hang out. Meet me in St. George.