we had the biggest bonfire ever lastnight...
fucking 30ft blaze...

there will be an even bigger one to follow. we were kinda ill-prepared for this one. every one is invited to the next one.

wear something flame retardant.

off to orlando! see you when i get back!

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so we burnt an organ lastnight... it was awesome. it lit up like a candle. it got a little out of control... we set the woods on fire a bit. i singed most of the hair off my arm. it was effin sweet.

wompatron for life!

bitch stole my fish!


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don't go to 1st and 23rd if you are straight... and NO! i do not smoke menthols! is that some sort of pick up line for homosexuals?

my phone is back on!

god i hate verizon...

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"Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." (Isaiah 13:15-16)

wow... i didn't know God supports rape!

watch this girl get pwn3d by her dad!

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