the everything test

[rule_o_wrist]

The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or

Comments

[neela_lupa]

It says White Trash Socialist. Yer no hippy.

I swear though, if there's any bone I'd pick with the church it's about that 2%. And yer brother as well. What a waste.

[rule_o_wrist]

Right. My mistake. I didn't know I was much of a punk rocker either, though.

*shifts a little uneasily* Better things than that for us.

[neela_lupa]

I know it's meant to be a blessing, giving that up for God's work. She shrugged. I've reasons of my own to think it's too much to ask of any man.

Ye do the best ye can, I know. And do what ye think is right.

[rule_o_wrist]

Don't worry about it. It's our burden to bear.

Honestly, keepin' Murph away from the women in this world is a blessing. Trust me.

[sorta_like_711]

Our life would be rated a fuckin' G? Who the hell rates movies these days?

[rule_o_wrist]

Not a fuckin' clue. Talk about bullshit, aye?

[sorta_like_711]

It's worse'n bullshit. I wouldn't want a kid watchin' a movie 'bout our lives.

*mind wanders thinking about their life as a movie* Wonder who'd play me? Someone handsome o'course, an' cool. Whaddaya think of Christian Bale? He was fuckin' Batman!

[rule_o_wrist]

*cringes* Agreed.

You don't look like any Batman I've ever seen. *looks him over* Maybe...whatever happened to that kid from the Home Alone movies? *cups chin in hands and opens mouth, mocking*