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[rule_of_five]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Rule_of_five's LurgyCause:spaceborne bacteriaSymptoms:pyromania, mild mania, panic attacksCure:take two spoons of cod liver oil and come back in the morning

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apparently i have

[wilde_catt]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Bad kittyitisCause:bee stingSymptoms:frequent dehydration, mania, mildly impaired hearingCure:expensive biofeedback devices