Duck?

[ruleofthewind]

I was out getting groceries today. The cashier had to change the roll of paper for the register and told me, "Sorry, this will take a minute, Mr. Duck."

"Mr. Duck". Do I look like a duck to any of you? I'm a fucking bird of prey, not something you feed bread at a pond! See this beak? It's sharp! It ain't made for shifting in mud for bugs or

Comments

[lilbluehedgie]

Well.... you ARE my favourite bath duckie~ <3<3

[ruleofthewind]

... that's different.

[iheartmaria]

So, can I call you Donald? You share his temper you know.