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[rumbledeer]

I'VE JUST HEARD THE NEWS!!! ZORO!!! YOU NEED TO COME SEE ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! FOR A PREGNANCY TEST!!!! AND IF YOU'RE PREGNANT THEN CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'LL BE A REALLY REALLY GOOD MOTHER!!! AND I'LL HELP YOU THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE PREGNANCY EVEN WHEN YOU GET REALLY FAT!!! AND IN NINE MONTHS WHEN YOU HAVE THE BABY AND IT'S REALLY REALLY

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[caffinatekillua]

Mpreg, seriously? Unless he plans on staying a chick for a while that's not gonna be fun in nine months.

[rumbledeer]

It will be best if he stays female until the baby is delivered because the female body is equipped to have babies and otherwise it could be bad!!

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah so what happens if he goes back to being a guy and his uterus disappears? Or shrinks back down to a gall bladder or whatever.

[rumbledeer]

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT!!

[black_hat_cat]

While I can't say I'm necessarily surprised, I am nonetheless appropriately disturbed, although the conflicting hilarity of the situation dilutes it somewhat.

[rumbledeer]

Pregnancy isn't disturbing or funny! It's beautiful!!!!

[black_hat_cat]

In what way is a necessary function of biology 'beautiful'? Breathing isn't beautiful, nor, I understand, is it half as unpleasant.

And believe me, under the circumstances, it is both disquieting and amusing.

[rumbledeer]

Because pregnancy is forming a new life!!! Every baby born is like a little miracle!!!

[king_rubber]

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW NAKAMA????????????

[rumbledeer]

No because it turns out Zoro's not pregnant!

[king_rubber]

Is Sanji?

[rumbledeer]

He's a boy so he can't be!!

[warriorothesea]

Chopper! HELP! Someone glued a mustache to my face and I can't get it off!!!

[rumbledeer]

YOU CAN'T?!? OH NO!! COME HERE AND I'LL HELP!!! IT WILL ONLY HURT A LITTLE!!!

[warriorothesea]

.........I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read this entry, okay?

[rumbledeer]

WHY??!

[warriorothesea]

Because there is SO MUCH in this scenario that I never want to think about again.