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[rumbledeer]

Usopp never lies!
Sanji isn't the cook!
Nami can't read a compass!
I hate Zoro's hair!!!
Robin doesn't know anything about history!
Luffy hates meat!
Brooke doesn't tell skull jokes!
We're not pirates!!!
I'm not learning ANYTHING from Usopp's Book of Lying, MORONS!!!

Comments

[pinkfukutaichou]

Wow I didn't know any of that!!! ...Who are those people?

[rumbledeer]

They're my nakama! We're on the Straw Hat pirate crew!

...WOW YOU HAVE PINK HAIR!

[pinkfukutaichou]

Oh! I have a really good crew too because they're the best crew ever!!!

YEAH!!! DO YOU LIKE IT???

[rumbledeer]

But MY crew is the best crew ever! So yours must be SECOND best!

YEAH, IT'S AWESOME! I have a pink hat!!!

[mikanhorizon]

Don't you have better things to do with your time? Like reading your MEDICAL books?

[threeswordstyle]

He won't stop rubbing my head.

[mikanhorizon]

Aww. Perhaps he's found himself a nice new pet.

[threeswordstyle]

HES SUPPOSED TO BE THE GODDAMN PET!!!

[sougoagogo]

Oii if you're not pirates, this One Piece thing is as good as ours. Less competition.

[rumbledeer]

NO!! Luffy is going to be the one to get it first! And then he'll be pirate king!

[sougoagogo]

I guess we'll see about that, rodent.

[rumbledeer]

I'M NOT A RODENT!!! I'M A REINDEER!!

[serving_love]

Oh-ho, I'm not? Guess Luffy or someone will be making you dinner, then.

[skulljoke]

Oh, OH!
Can ~I~ cook tonight? I haven't cooked in so long!

[serving_love]

...

You can cook?

[skulljoke]

I think so, yohohoho! It's been well over 50 years, but I seem to recall . . .!

Though I doubt I was anywhere near as good as you!

[luffyoulongtime]

BUT I LIKE MEAT!