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Mar 31, 2010 17:52


Your compassion kindness tenderness is making you so so so soft! NOT SILKY, CHEAPER. ICKY~ICKY SYNTHETIC. PATHETIC.  You are not properly s e e i n g.

Those puffs of fluff and stuff DO NOT have a very long extended lengthy life expectancy anyway. AND WOULD YOU SMELL THEM? NO BETTER THAN COW BOVINE MOO MOOS.  Such is the life and strife of the wooly ( Read more... )

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valentineluke April 1 2010, 02:02:06 UTC
Don't bother with further encouragement. The majority are unwilling to get past the 'bleating cuteness'.

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 02:09:53 UTC
HAVE THEY NO SENSE SENSATION SUSCEPTIBILITY TO THE SMELL?

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valentineluke April 1 2010, 02:26:15 UTC
Maybe a sudden spring shower would do the trick.

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 03:07:22 UTC
. . . . . WET SHEEP?

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horrible_penny April 1 2010, 02:09:37 UTC
You need to stop doing this--all of the curse things. Why do need to mess with us? What're you getting out of it?

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 02:12:39 UTC
Oh~?

I am in much need of a better improved useful blender. THE DIAMONDS ALWAYS BREAK THE BLADES! UNSATISFACTORY!

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horrible_penny April 1 2010, 02:16:55 UTC
Maybe we could help if--

Wait. What? Why're you putting diamonds in your blender?

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 02:27:54 UTC
Drinks beverages refreshments! ADDS TERRIFIC FLAVOR.

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1/2 reversetheremix April 1 2010, 04:04:53 UTC
This pitch is definitely...

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reversetheremix April 1 2010, 04:05:10 UTC
...not the sort that sells.

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 04:16:08 UTC
I am not selling. I AM TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR RETAIL.

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reversetheremix April 1 2010, 04:19:25 UTC
Ain't no one too beautiful to make a profit, lady.

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whackanarche April 1 2010, 04:12:48 UTC
Worst salesperson ever.

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 04:15:30 UTC
You can't buy purchase gain souls or lives NOT AT ANY KIND OF DISCOUNT. Hard hard hard to replace.

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whackanarche April 1 2010, 04:18:24 UTC
Or maybe a speech impediment. It's kind of hard to choose.

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 04:24:45 UTC
I AM NOT STUTTERING MUTTERING OR STAMMERING.

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adrastus April 1 2010, 04:19:12 UTC
dU e iS d ue

Q u e t z a l l i n a c o a t l l i n a k a l i l i n a v a l h a l l a l i n a a t l a n t a l i n a k a w a h i n e l i u l a l i n a t i a l i n a

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All.

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 04:23:57 UTC
Now~now. Are you not seeing perceiving watching? WATCH ME.

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adrastus April 1 2010, 04:26:58 UTC
a d r a s t u s

tIr eD

ruNn ing abOu t

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rumblelina April 1 2010, 04:28:15 UTC
BUT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE OUT THERE~!!

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