sometimes when i sit down and think.. i realize that i probably lose more friends than i gain. i think back and see that over the past few months, a lot of my friends have stopped talking to me for some odd reason or another. which, i guess that's alright if that's how they want things. on the other hand, i look up and see that i've got a few ( Read more... )

i think it's really funny that when someone you think cares about you, and you care about tells someone that they're 'good at hiding secrets'. that's fucking awesome. really makes me want to trust you so much..

and you wonder why i'm so hateful. you wonder why i'm so goddamn angry all the time. i think maybe you're right.. maybe it's not me.

ashley fuckin' frasher. why is your phone mentally uncapable of working right? why is it so physically unstable that it won't let me call you back? why? WHY ( Read more... )

you ever just take a step back away from everything and wonder who your real friends are? you ever wonder who would stand up for you and who you know would sit down in front of you? it's lame having to second guess who's who, and who's what when everyone that you're around you consider as your friend ( Read more... )

as I begin to sink into this fate ( Read more... )

So there’s this woman, and she was um… on an airplane, and she’s flying to meet her fiancée, sailing high above the- the largest ocean on planet earth, and she was seated next to this man who, er, you know, she had tried to start conversations…and, only - really the only thing she’d heard him say was - just to order - is…is “Bloody Mary”, and…and ( Read more... )

i have realized that the internet really doesn't mean anything to me anymore ( Read more... )

*clears throat*..

anybody wanna mothafuckin' die? come see I. who? me! t, double d nigga, that's right, that's mofuckin' me nigga. huh, and god damn if i said it, i mothafuckin' meant it. if it was fully i mothafuckin' spit it. fuck whoever i offended. hold on, wait one mothafuckin' minute.

okay. i think i got that out of my system now.

the fucking internet sucks.

someone give me shit that will entertain me for hours on end. NOW!

stole it from jack, thought it was neat ( Read more... )