fun with spam!

[rumms]

I know I did the whole spam thing before, but I just had to post this. I go through my spam inbox every once in a while to make sure nothing's got put in the wrong place, and I saw this heading:

Rumpleteasza; Thanks for changing my life

I just had to. I was bored, ok? I read the first sentence:

Hello

Comments

[elstormo]

Geez! Last time I send you a "thank you"-email, ingrate!

[rumms]

Ahaha, you just made me actually laugh out loud XD

[general_xanith]

Stephen Fry does have rather glossy hair. I wonder what he uses.

[rumms]

Herbal Essences if he's got any sense in that shiny pretty head of his.

[general_xanith]

Maybe I should try it, then i might be able to get shiny hair like all the models in the adverts! However maybe my hair needs styling first. Or maybe I should eat more pedigree chum.

Lebenkuchen biscuits! ooooo

(livejournal seems half dead this morning)

[rumms]

Lebkuchen is like some kind of alien ambrosia.

[redmapletree]

Good god, I love your life. And that icon. XD

[rumms]

I do love my little Stephen! xx

[laweelli]

HA! That's great... but yes, what WAS you're advice?!
xox