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[rumorslaidwaste]

this is going to be friends-only... leave an appropriately witty and charming comment and i'll put you on my friends list.

if you just add me without introducing yourself, i probably won't add you back. come on, shitdicks! say hello! let's be friends. let's do the kegger party thing. you dig?

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MEXICAN FAGGOTS IN WHEELCHAIRS... WITH DYSLEXIA

<3
LILY

[rumorslaidwaste]

NO SOY MEDICO: FAG
comfortflows: FAG
NO SOY MEDICO: CRIPPLE
NO SOY MEDICO: FAG

[upthebracket]

Well wench, if you don't add me I won't be your big sister for much longer.... :p

[rumorslaidwaste]

HOOOOOOOOooOOOooOOoLLY! WAHAHAHA! jeeeezus, whatever happened to the old days of gossip?! it feels like i haven't talked to you in FOREVER! and all the diarylanders have escaped to livejournal, it seems! RAAAH your icon is SO CUTE... you're a STONE FOX :D

love,
your little sister!

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Eeeeeehhhh... I can't believe I found you! I was like "hey, that cool kid there likes the soledad bros" and then I was like "OOOOOHHHH MYYYY GAWD".
I haven't been on msn in like a BILLION years cos I'm too lazy, and an unsociable bint. But I have noooo gossip anyway.... my life is an open plain free of anything interesting :o(
Heeeeeh I'm a stone fox.... it's my Peter face... we decided that he was my big brother which makes you his sister too! Raaaaahh!

[rumorslaidwaste]

you UNSOCIABLE BINT! but at least now that i've got your journal i can annoy you endlessly about pete and carl and oooohhhohoh. even if your life IS totally boring (WHICH I DOUBT!), we can piss and moan about having boring lives together!

OH MAN... i squealed so loud when i heard about being in you and pete's dysfunctional little family... although the things you two do aren't LEGAL in most countries!!

[redonculous_ho]

BIATCH

I JUST WANNA GET ALL UP IN YOU

BUT I CANT...WITHOUT...YOU...

ADD US...ADD...US

STOP TALKING ABOUT ME...i KNOW YOU ARE

LaTrisha Miglioni

[rumorslaidwaste]

LA TRISHA... I THOUGHT MY MOM CALLED YOUR MOM AND TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

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[redonculous_ho]

SHE DID...BUT I DAIN'T GONNA LISTEN HO!

i BELONG TO YOU, YOU BELONG TO ME...LET ME GET ALL UP IN YOU

LaShina Triglonianoni

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[rumorslaidwaste]

FINE... I'LL ADD YOU. CHRIST.

PS: http://www.kabalarians.com/female/afroam-f.htm

[inmyplace]

well i'm not charming or witty but you seem to be and you posted in the shaggy hair community which makes you even more great so yeah. hi. i was thinking of adding you.

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[rumorslaidwaste]

and you've got a KINKY ICON. those crazy mexicans. um, at least i think they're from mexico. you are definitely going on my friends list.

man, i got so much love for that shaggy-hair post. i should do that every day. my ego would send me christmas presents.

[choked_toy]

erm, I'd like to add you SO I CAN KICK YOUR ARSE COS IT'S NOT GOOD TO KILL TAMBOURINES DAMNIT :P!

heh. saw your interest 'killing tambourines'

i started the RSPCT if you've heard of it. so yes. i had a long discussion with mr ben gautrey about tambourines.

AND YOU SHOULDNT KILL THEM.

also, you have a good taste in music.

murderer.

xxx

[rumorslaidwaste]

AHAHAHAHAH

I WILL NEVER BOW TO YOUR WILL. FASCIST!!!!!!

actually to tell you something creepy i've been stalking your livejournal for a while. at least i think it's you, i can't remember. it's too early in the morning to speak coherently.

i bet sir ben of gautreyville slaughters tambourines in your honor every day!!

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[choked_toy]

YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!!

tsssk.

and you cant have stalked my livejournal cos it's friends only :p

and and and ben was EVIL because he kept saying that tambourines are evil but they're NOT! they're nice and they need someone to look after them and they need to be treated nicely. really!!!

[rumorslaidwaste]

okokok well do you have a deadjournal? i think that's the one i stalk. WAIT MAYBE I AM TOTALLY MAKING THIS UP. never mind.

i have a tambourine at home. it has a picture of a puppy on it. I HATE PUPPIES

you should start a tambourine shelter in a third world country... that way, all tambourines would be safe from harm. that is until me and my gang of hooligans come in and CRASH THE TAMBOURINE PARTY!