ode to those in the party hats

[rumpleybum]

99 fat chicks are on jenny jones,
99 fat chicks on smack.
the fight and they yell,
they flash and they smell,
and then they all end up having sex with the same 3'2" midget named rodrigo, who has a bondage fetish, and enjoys collecting miniature ceramic cats.

Comments

Oh, it's on now, bitch!

[rashind]

Check this shiat out, I hit up the flea market yesterday with my parents and got a gameboy color with pokemon yellow for 20 bucks. You will kick my ass with link cables and whatnot next semester.

... oh god. I've just exposed us both as pokemon players. I have to go... suck... guys'... dicks... NO! vote...republican... NO! advance my career... in the... face-paced field... of... male... homosexual prostitution... NO! ...eat... yeah. Eating rocks. I'll go eat.

haha

[bluemintpixie]

i love this one...and it's true...jenny jones slash ricki lake are hilarious with midgets and fat chicks...and maury povich is great at the "if this man ain't tha father, then there be 129 other men we gotta be testin" shows...oh i love work and day-time TV...

Oh, screw you!

[rashind]

All I get at work is nick-at-nite, and that's only for the 15 minutes I'm actually in the break room all night... not all at once, either, because some bastard has to call for a toothbrush as soon as I sit down, and also bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch I hate everything fucking bitching bitching bitching and so forth and so on with the bitching bitchery. Also, bitch bitch bitch. And my job sucks.

Re: Oh, screw you!

[bluemintpixie]

hahaha, sorry, man. i work for my dad...so my breaks consist of xbox...and i watch movies...but i also have to do extrememly boring compute work all day...and my other job at the video store...well....that's interacting with people...and people suck.

Re: Oh, screw you!

[rashind]

Yeah, people do suck, people like my co-worker Marvin, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch oh god why. Hey, porno! *goes away*