Myspace is hilarious and SO IS UTAH.

[rumpleybum]

99 creepy men hitting on me
99 reasons to fleeeeee
you turn one down
say, "get out of town!"
and then another 300 lb. samoan man with a nightrider t-shirt comes up to me and asks me for a picture of my feet, and says "you look like my cat".

Comments

[rashind]

You look like my cat! And my cat looks like a wad of furry semen.

[arrowintwolakes]

You have such wonderful toys.

[rumpleybum]

bah?
explain yourself, sir!

[arrowintwolakes]

Your toys of limerick creation. And I just want to say I miss and am jealous of them.