Why yes, it is me.

[run_betch_run]

I suppose to ensure that this exchange will be mutually beneficial I will provide my own statistics while requesting yours. I am Szayel Aporro Granz, one of the elites in the scientific world. Because so many of you seem to forget that Szayel is pronounced with a silent s, you may address me by my rank which is the Octava Espada and quit those

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[tidbits_and_tea]

Ahaha, why~?

[run_betch_run]

Because it is my sole desire to get to know you better.

[tidbits_and_tea]

That's silly.

[run_betch_run]

Yet it is the truth.

[hard_as_stone]

Name: Steven Stone
Fandom: Pokemon
Age: Er... 20+?
Sexuality: ?
Sex: Male

[run_betch_run]

Hard as stone, eh? Very impressive.

[hard_as_stone]

Ah, sorry. I didn't mean that literally.

[hex_you_up]

Why?

[run_betch_run]

I tire of your senseless queries. If you do not wish to, don't.

[hex_you_up]

You're the one who posted it.

[run_betch_run]

It was meant for the masses. If I were to screen it to a select few that would be elitist of me, wouldn't it?
Though if you do not wish to cooperate that's fine by me, so why try to push it on you?

[gigolo_miko]

Name: Zelos Wilder~
Fandom: Tales of Symphonia
Age: 22
Sexuality: Sheena~~
Sex: Oh hell yes

[hex_you_up]

How did you do that?!

[gigolo_miko]

Do what, hunny?

[hex_you_up]

With the scrolling hearts.

[near_nia]

I will do my best to remember the s in your name is silent, Octava Espada-san.

Name: Nia Teppelin
Fandom: Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann
Age: 15
Sexuality: What is "sexuality"?
Sex: Aniki says sex is only something one does with someone one loves.

[run_betch_run]

Thank you for your understanding. The world would be a better place if there were more people like you.

[near_nia]

If I may ask, why is does your name begin with a letter that you do not read?

[run_betch_run]

You could ask Tsuna the very same thing.