"I like the taste of your lips"
"I wish I had those visors that block sun... and gross people making out."
"That's not what you did freshman year!"
-"Well you didn't touch me then!"
"Do you have a cross-country runner in there???"
-"Nope, not tonight!"
"Who's the weird Indian kid?"
"Remember when we went and played with old people?"
"We should spoon..."
"Let's turn off the lights and talk about sex."
"Marisa, get in the middle, we're all touching ourselves."
"You don't believe in cyber sex before marriage?"
"Have you ever wondered why gross people are so attracted to each other and always have to touch each other?"
"He can be plunt annoying."
"You can touch me anywhere you want."
"Whoever has my pants... please hand them to me."
"You guys are priviledged.. you know why? 'Cause you're talking to a pimp."
"Let's take a picture of everyone's bellybuttons!"
-"OKAY!!!!"
"Where's whatsherface?"
"Wait... what word are we spelling?"
"Jasmine, are you wearing a shirt?"
-"of course!"
"No you aren't."
"That wasn't fantasizing, that was hardcore planning!!!"
"I've already taken off my pants. There's nothing left to take off."
"So that's what belly buttons are for..."
"I don't kiss."
"It's like she's thinking outside of the box... or inside the pancake!!"
"We're going to be integrating together."
"Wait, so no one has noticed his bulge?"
-"no..."
"K, me neither."
"9/11... hahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Screw Australia, blame Brenna."
"That's what I liked about him; he was big."
"Happy Birthday!!!"