I'm a stealer

[runalice]

1. You must answer yes or no.
2. You may not explain unless someone asks you.

taken a picture naked?
Yes.
made money illegally?
Yes.
had a one-night stand?
Yes.
been in a fistfight?
Yes.
slept with your best friend?
Yes.
had sex in a public place?
Yes.
ditched work to have sex?
Yes.
slept with a member of the same sex?
Yes.
seen someone die?
Yes.
run from the police?
Yes.
woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there?
Yes.
worn your partner's unmentionables?
Yes.
fallen asleep at work?
Yes.
used toys in the bedroom?
Yes.
run a red light?
Yes.
been fired?
Yes.
been in a car accident?
Yes.
pole danced or done a striptease?
Yes.
loved someone you shouldn't?
Yes.
sung karaoke?
Yes.
done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes.
laughed so hard you peed your pants?
No.
caught someone having sex?
Yes.
kissed a perfect stranger?
Yes.
shaved your partner?
No.
given your private parts a nickname?
Yes.
gone in public without underwear?
Yes.
had sex on a rooftop?
Yes.
played chicken?
Yes.
mooned/flashed someone?
Yes.
slept naked?
Yes.
blacked out from drinking?
Yes.
felt like killing someone?
Yes.
had sex more than 5 times in one day?
Yes.
been with someone because they were in a band?
No.
taken 10 shots of liquor in a day?
Yes.
shot a gun?
Yes.
gone outside naked?
Yes.