Title: Weird
Main Story:
In the HeartFlavors, Toppings, Extras: Cheeseburger 11 (o rly?), hot fudge (Madison), pocky, malt (sarcasticsra's easter egg: "The whole damn world is just as obsessed/With who's the best dressed and who's having sex/Who's got the money, who gets the hotties/Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess/And you still don't have the right look/And you don’t have the right friends/Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends/High school never ends/--High School Never Ends, Bowling For Soup), fresh strawberries (
an animation).
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG.
Summary: Madison meets Summer.
"This is Summer," Lars says, his voice full of hopeful pride, as he bends down to the girl. "Summer, this is my girlfriend Madison."
She's been expecting a kid, five or six maybe, and got ready to act motherly. She has no idea what to do with a leggy teenager, with downturned eyes and some kind of model.
Lars sees Madison looking and asks, "What's that, Summerchild?"
"It's a helicoid," she says, shyly. "But you can turn it into a catenoid."
Which is gibberish to Madison, but Lars is cooing like she's done something clever.
This kid is so weird.