Mostly? I'm just wondering how on earth I've managed to miss this all this time.

How Not To Write a Hercules Slash Story by Helena Handbasket

Not that Hercules, himself, was a homosexual. He was not typically attracted to men and besides some experimenting with Iphicles as a child and a few dismissable instances with Jason, Theseus, Salmoneus, ( Read more... )

Two smartest things said to me today :

Some people need WAY more trouble in their lives, if they're so bored they can get up to this shit.

On the art of sophisticatedly wanking people across fandoms, continents, and years, to blame them for what an asshole you were at 21.

And

Friendship is about give and take; I give you unwanted affection ( Read more... )

I have come through the holiday angst! Yay! And so there are silly thing.

You will take over Comoros using only some kickboxing moves you picked up on the street


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And they return ( Read more... )

Stupid woman takes puppies, stupid woman decides puppies are too much work, now I have to go across a state to get puppies back. Hatred for people who think none of it's work. (Even if that isn't fair, venting, so nyah.)

So, I was cleaning out the refrigerator-object, trying to cook things before they died. I ended up with some random chicken dish, kind of a spiced-but-not-spicy orange-chicken with glazed walnuts. Random-refrigerator-leftover-marinade-chicken is a staple to all single people, right ( Read more... )

I was half watching Prisoner of Azkaban just now, half working on some things for tomorrow, and I happened to glance up when the first picture of Crazy Sirius is shown, the one in the newspaper, where he really does look barking mad and is holding up his Prisoner Number Card or whatever you call it. Two symbols, and three numbers ( Read more... )

After a week of no-sleep yada, I get to go into a weekend with some really good hopes. This makes me almost as happy as knowing that I was Brave and got all my Must-Do list accomplished before close of business today. *staggering dance of relief ( Read more... )

Have some spam, little flist, just because I'm having a moment of utter exhaustion on trying to see the other fellow's point of view, and the giving of vast tankers full of benefit of the doubt, and it's nice to see someone be angry for all the right reasons and unapologetic about it ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning I staggered in and fell dead asleep ( Read more... )