Though at this exact moment in time, I'm wishing I wasn't. Or, not getting that, I'd settle for unconscious....
I feel like someone just dragged me along a bumpy road, doing 60. I didn't know it was possible to ache this much. Hell, I've woken up from surgeries feeling better than I do right now.
We ran to Target yesterday, because there was no
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It tastes like pine floor cleaner, but man it works everytime. Hardcore canadian cough syrup.
Hope you're feeling better soon!
(-hugs-)
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After a nap of three hours, give or take, I don't ache quite as much anymore.
Thanks for the hugs..
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A really great thing to do to mundanes:
After having gained enough attention and enjoyment from them that they want to take your picture with their kids, friends, parents, etc., say by doing something like this... Pull up a barrel into the middle of the bloody shire street and lay down next to it. Then proceed to use the barrel as a pillow, setting your semi-full tankard next to you. Spill a little of the preferably clear liquid onto the ground by you, and a little next to where your mouth is going to be. Then pretend to be asleep, mouth wide open, and snore. Obnoxiously.
Then start mumbling drunken things in your sleep, twitch every now and then, and when an ideal mundane comes by, proceed to drunkenly stand to your feet and sleepwalk after them, but in an exaggeratedly inconspicuous manner, snoring and mumbling the whole time so that they know you're following. Eyes should look closed. Gage their reaction; if they're amused and seem open to the game, go ahead and bump into them a little, and start ( ... )
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"Feel better! I demand it!"
I'm working on that part.. *nods*
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