Pam told me today that I had gone "Livejournal" crazy!  hehehe  You're the one who told me to post in it so you could read it. You made your bed so, now you gotta lie in it.  I think my cat's dyin, seriously.  She (he) is old and is getting really skinny.  I think my cat might be anorexic.  Ok that's all I want to say 'bout that.   I'm too stoned ( Read more... )

ostentation \os-ten-TAY-shuhn\ noun: Excessive or pretentious display; boastful showiness.

So...last night Alex and I went to a party at Pam and Jason's. Why'd they have a party, you ask. Well, I' tell ya why. They were celebrating the 159th anniversary of the invention of the sewing machine! It was fun! We did crafts all night. I made farm animals outta pipe cleaners! hehehehehe Cheech got way too drunk and stoned. He kept fallin all ( Read more... )

Dammit!! My period just started!! (I'm kidding, of course. I love my penis too much!)

tenebrous \TEN-uh-bruhs\,
adjective:
Dark; gloomy.

OK....gimme yo sentence!

hirsute \HUR-soot; HIR-soot; hur-SOOT; hir-SOOT\,
adjective:
Covered with hair or bristles; shaggy; hairy.

Grace me with your best sentence incorporating the word of the day!

Ok...so now I've set up my photobucket account so I'm just postin all kinds of pics.

Here's a hot guy from Universal Studios...


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Here are some pics that make my loins quiver! hehehehe


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See, I told ya Katrina was a bitch. I just didn't know that she was a pissed off bitch! I just cant picture something like a catastrophic hurricane bein named Katrina. Hildegard, maybe, but not Katrina. Katrina is a nice name; an innocent name. Don't you think it would be better if they named hurricanes after actual bitches? Like: Oprah or ( Read more... )