im bored
Thanksgivings coming up...
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
10. Don't play with your meat.
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
7. Are you ready for seconds yet? (this ones lame)
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
3. It's Cool Whip time!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
and.....
1. Talk about a huge breast!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
10. Don't play with your meat.
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
7. Are you ready for seconds yet? (this ones lame)
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
3. It's Cool Whip time!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
and.....
1. Talk about a huge breast!