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[runonmoonlight]

Holy shit:

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be....

Comments

[twinnikins]

I hate to burst your bubble, but it was published on April Fool's, and thus you are a victim of the global media conspiracy to stir the pot of the masses.

Unless you already knew this and were seeing who you could fool first.

[runonmoonlight]

zombies zombie zombies zombies zombies zombies zombies

[anonymous]

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

me want your braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

[runonmoonlight]

Oh my god, they got Sally! It's not her anymore, I don't care what you think, you have to shoot her. NOW. SHOOT IT NOW.

[anonymous]

mmmm. good braaaains. yummy braaaaaaaaaains. more braaaaaaaaaaains for me?

[anonymous]

*PA system switches on*

*music starts playing*

*zombies start dancing*

We want your brains!
We want your WHOLE brains!

I want to eat it
and stick in my feet
all squishy and gooey yum meat!

Don't care how; we want them NOW.

[blueocean80]

buahahaha, so the other post wasn't serious? LOL I got worried and checked the CNN, BBC and a few Italian news' sites to make sure I didn't miss anything major.

Zombies! LOL