Roach Bane
anonymous
October 23 2007, 16:01:18 UTC
That is to say, I used to have these awesome ADIDAS Orange High Tops. At first people made fun of me, but then I grew out of them, wore new shoes, and kept the Orangies in the closet. Then one day, a roach came around to visit my sister. She jumped onto the countertop and screamed. Being the quick-into-action man that I am, I ran in to help her, but I suddenly realized that I didn't particularly much want roach guts on my shoe! With the speed of Flash, I ran in and out of the closet, my fists wrapped in orange souls. I mean soles.
THWAK!!!!!
The roach was dead. My fair sister rescued.
And so was Roach Bane born. Suffice it to say that countless villains of the filth have had their life smashed out of them by my ADIDAS, and perhaps it would be countless more, but I ended up leaving them out in a truck one day, and the rain got 'em. So I threw them away.
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She jumped onto the countertop and screamed. Being the quick-into-action man that I am, I ran in to help her, but I suddenly realized that I didn't particularly much want roach guts on my shoe! With the speed of Flash, I ran in and out of the closet, my fists wrapped in orange souls. I mean soles.
THWAK!!!!!
The roach was dead. My fair sister rescued.
And so was Roach Bane born. Suffice it to say that countless villains of the filth have had their life smashed out of them by my ADIDAS, and perhaps it would be countless more, but I ended up leaving them out in a truck one day, and the rain got 'em. So I threw them away.
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