What the bitch?!huckleberrybeeOctober 12 2005, 04:49:29 UTC
So, as I was reading your description of the preggo black girl (Brittany and I promptly giggle over the use of our abbreviation for pregnant) and how you progressed to calling her a bitch - well at that same time, Brittany mentions that, "Matt just wants to drive [her] bitchin' Jeep!" We laughed, maybe giggled for pretty much forever after that and I knew you wish you were here right now, Bitch.
I'm always a bit nervous about reading your posts in the library at school 'cause they make me laugh out-loud...so I just try to make sure I'm not on the "quite study only" floor...
quite the study floor, isn't it? do you get it? come on. do you get it? nap lunch? forget about it. i think you should read aloud while you trace the words on the screen with your finger. whenever it gets funny, turn to everyone else in the room and say, "HERE IT COMES!"
brain medicinepopfiction9October 15 2005, 03:07:19 UTC
I stood on the beach watching the sun begin to rise, the more aggressive waves made it just beyond where I stood causing my feet to slowly sink into the sand. The peanut butter, jelly and mushroom sandwich I had recently eaten was beginning to have its desired effect. The purple and maroon tones of the clouds begin to burst into a symphony of vibrant fluorescent colors. The sand fleas that a moment earlier were driving me to distraction now joined together to form a field of psychic energy which sent out thousands of invisibly thin sensors from my skin into the sky the sea and the sand. I was instantly at one with all three. I was the whale the squid the snapper and the plankton. I felt the colors of the sun rise I held distant galaxies in the palm of my hand. I experienced the wonder and fear of the Native Americans as they saw the approaching sails of the first Europeans. Time ceased to exist and I was one with the universe
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But, it's 2 AM...
I love you Adam!!! You will be happy when I hug you!
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do you get it? come on. do you get it? nap lunch? forget about it. i think you should read aloud while you trace the words on the screen with your finger. whenever it gets funny, turn to everyone else in the room and say, "HERE IT COMES!"
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