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[rupan]

so apparently, i've failed a test for, and have little to no chance of passing, cell and molecular biology! lucky. lucky. if dropped, this will be my second time dropping this class. i studied extensively for the test, and was sure that i knew the stuff. but, oh

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[rabbit_test]

LEIGH! Drop the class. Don't get sick. Get a job. Get sick. So, stricken with the weight of your plight, I pulled out the old standby of caustic axioms, however altruistic in nature, When I Get Bigger. Here is some wisdom I will toss your way, slugger.

According to this book, there is no mention of school beyond first grade. Not only that, you might be able to get health insurance from your job, a paper route. Also, growing up entitles you to "order something from a catalog...and it will come in the mail" (the picture displayed here is some porcupine child wearing a green and white TALL TEE cutting an "official form" from some nearly blank "magazine" while a mouse wearing no clothes whatsoever watches in amazement).

Anyway. I'm sure I made your day SWEET AS PEE. I didn't do well on a midterm of mine, fuck...yeah, it's bad. But I'm not an idiot. I know this because one time I made my sister eat a crayon, and only smart people do that.