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thread, NUMBER ONE DAD, BITCHES!

Jul 01, 2007 23:27

Since Moira had told him that he was going to be a dad (TO A CHILD HE WAS HAVING WITH HER!) Rupert had maybe gone a little baby crazy. There was a pile of books almost as tall as he was on how to look after babies (and books on pregnancy too) in his dorm, and he had spent practically all weekend regaling Vincent with the things he'd found out. Then ( Read more... )

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hannah_salix July 1 2007, 13:37:00 UTC

Hannah was walking down the hall, in a rather fantastic mood. It had been a good day. And now she was heading down to the Great Hall for a snack.

Rupert was walking by, and Hannah was intent on ignoring him and his crazy self. That was, until she spotted what his shirt said. #1 Dad?! What?

Well now Hannah was intrigued, so she turned and walked up beside him. "What's with your shirt, Rupert? Did you get a new pet or something? Perhaps you're fathering a rock?" Really, this was lame.

rupertwindsorj July 1 2007, 13:42:44 UTC

Oh, that Hannah Salix. So witty and hilarious, except for the part where she wasn't. Rupert didn't even break his stride (probably because he wasn't walking that fast to begin with) as he decided to go with a mocking laugh. "Mu-ha-ha-ha." It sounded retarded, really. But hey! Another chance to share his most excellent news.

"I already have a pet for your information," He informed her, because Rupert was never one to just get straight to the point. "His name is Bosie and he's a puppy. He was here for a bit, but I had to send him home. And I also have my owl, Turlough. But I am not their dad, thank you for asking about my most wonderful shirt, because that would be gross, unnatural, disgusting and gross, and I would never, ever do something like that, not even on a desert island if my life depended on it." He didn't even pause for breath before continuing. "No, my shirt is referring to the fact that my rather wonderful girlfriend is expecting. A child. Our child. Mine and hers. So I am going to be a dad. In seven months time or ( ... )

hannah_salix July 1 2007, 14:04:13 UTC

Hannah rolled her eyes at Rupert as he rambled on about bestiality. What a weirdo! She opened her mouth to make some clever quip but then Rupert said that his girlfriend was expecting. A baby.

"A baby? Wh-what? How? Are you SERIOUS? YOU'RE HAVING A BABY?!" She stopped dead in her tracks and stared at him open-mouthed. Babies... well that was just insane. Rupert and his poor girlfriend were INSANE. "Why would you want to have a baby? Don't you want to go out and have a LIFE? How are you going to PAY for this? What? You're INSANE!!"

She was shocked that Rupert could be so happy about this. It was HORRIBLE news! How could he be standing here wearing a #1 Dad shirt? Insane. She couldn't even wrap her mind around this.

rupertwindsorj July 1 2007, 14:14:09 UTC

Wow. Well, woah. Just wow. It probably wouldn't be much of a stretch to say that this was by far the worst reaction Rupert had had so far, and this was including telling Dani and Vincent. Rupert had expected more from his ex-odd-sports partner, he really had. So much so that he sort of stopped and spun around to face Hannah, and the same time as getting his sadface on.

"Babies are wonderous and joyous things." He said, trying not to sound too hurt. "Also a reason why you should never take risks with birth control, or go without it, I can't remember now. BUT! Even if it is an accident, it's a happy accident! I mean, I know we're young and stuff, but she has a good family, and I have lots of family and friends and money, and we can totally get through this and then at the end? There's a baby!"

The moral of the tale was, Rupert hadn't properly thought this through just yet.

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