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A few months ago, like 6 bird couples made nests in our backyard. One made its home in this hanging fake plant. The thing though is that it...hangs, and swings in the wind and sometimes twirls. Whatever, they had the cutest baby birds and oh sweet jesus, baby birds. More than a dozen of them all together
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I saw a tiny egg on the sidewalk last month and the yellow runny liquid coming out of it must have been a baby :( before it was a baby. I had to step around it for a few days. I wonder who cleaned it up?
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OH GOD LOL standing water is so fucking disgusting/hilarious.
Drea, would you drink month old standing water for 100 dollars? Just a big mouthful
We need to share more sad/horrific animal stories. I remember when I was little I found a robin's egg in my backyard. I kept it as a treasure for one day, and then I accidently dropped it and a half formed bird fell out, along with spoiled egg fluid (which was green and yellow).
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I would drink month old water for $100. Maybe. If it were $500, definitely. Is that sad...?
I remember when I was walking to school one day there was a dead cat in the street in front of the church. It wasn't just dead, its skull was crushed in and the brain chunks were flowing into the street. Awww kitty nooooo
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If you ran over a cat on accident, and some its skull was crushed but it was still jumping around in agony, what would you do?
It's not sad you'd drink it for 500. I'd do it for 50. Although, it'd probably cost 50 dollars for a stomach pump or something, if not more. Guaranteed I wouldn't be ill, I'd do it for 50.
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Childhood animal story that you may have heard before: When I used to live in the apartments in Rowland Heights about 12 years ago, I found a baby hummingbird sitting on a dishtowel that someone left out on a bush. Clearly they meant for someone to pick up and adopt the poor bird, so I used that to justify my burning need to have a pet. I took the bird home, towel and all, and told my parents that I wanted to take care of it. The baby hummingbird looked sick in my opinion; it looked really weak and had its eyes half-closed all the time. I also noticed that it had little red bugs crawling around the corners of its mouth and sometimes on the top of its head..and so I tried to pick them out but failed. Because they were too little. And the bird was to little. And the little bugs were just too damn elusive. I prepared drops of honey mixed with purified water in a plastic ( ... )
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I don't know, I felt like my heart was in a vice the whole time I was reading that.
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Baby birds.... are scary enough when they're alive... ;-;
And mosquitos. Just... just... yeah. The larvae.
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I'm trying to raise my Chingling's happiness, so I've been riding on my bike at top speed back and forth in that straight path through route 209 to Solaceon, to route 210. For walking happiness. Also it has the soothe bell. Also I fed it poffins. IT WILL BE HAPPY. IT WILL EVOLVE.
Oh yeah.... only 10,000 more steps to go...
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I remember at the other house in Westwood, when my parents were remodeling it, there were all these bastardized catepillar looking like worm things all over the back yard, and my sister and I would be so grossed out by them that we'd tip toe everywhere. My sister, in her infinite science wisdom told me that they were some specie or other of worm...I think something about "mail man" was in the name, but the point was, it was supposedly incredibly poisonous and sneaky. No one else seemed to notice these disgusting things except for the two of us, and they were huge too! It was like we had the sixth sense or something. But anyway, we (ok, so it was just me, really) decided we had to destroy them. One by one. I would take an overturned bucket and squish them to death with the rim. The guts were like green toothpaste ooze. It was so disgusting but so fascinating.
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But I've got one.
So at my old house, my parent's bedroom had this balcony, and my mom hated it because the view was ugly and the stucco on it was ugly and collected all this dirt and was just overall ugly and useless.
So anyway, one day, she was cleaning it, and she found this little nest. I don't remember what kind of bird it was, but the momma was out and there were three or four eggs.
So my mom put the eggs on the balcony wall so that she could clean so that the momma bird could move them somewhere else.
We watched when the momma returned and flew around the eggs like an idiot. The whole time I was just thinking, "grab them with your talons!". But alas, it was stupid. So we left it, figuring that she would eventually figure something out.
The next day there were egg splatters on the driveway below the balcony.
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