it sounds like the radio's tuned to white noise ( Read more... )

humorous occurence: i spilled ice cream on my pants right on my crotch. so it looks like a had a flash flood of ejaculate on myself. needless to say i am probably going to get made fun of. it looks like i rubbed one out all over myself.

god, i am gross.

i jam like a tech with correct technique.
|chris|

i lick ballsweat from my motha's nuts
yea that's right...shes got em

|chris|

today, i feel vibrantly hysterical. as robby would so boldly put it, my ADD is flaring up.

chris: why do we have so much fun?"
robby: "cause we rule!"
chris: "oh yeah!"

redred RUMORS: hahahahahaah
redred RUMORS: oh boy
wigsplitmadquik: oh girl
redred RUMORS: christopher mccarthy
redred RUMORS: you are great

|chris|

who remembers 2gether? they were the best boy band EVER!

U + ME = US.

"i never was good at history, and i don't give a CRAP about robert e.lee." - qt mcknight

current playlist:
2gether - again
nothing but 2gether

i am saturated in sub par, i am a soldier at war with monotony.
and they say modesty is the best policy.

|chris|

so, you call me on late nights to cry and moan about how you have no friends and nobody appreciates you. but the one person who tries to make an effort to be your friend, you shit all over. just goes to show how much you fuckin care about the people in your life...bitch.

|chris|

recently, i have been informed that i have lost all modesty and now i talk down to people. while i do not see where these accusations come from, i suppose maybe it's hostilities trangressed through a certain fledging relationship. however, the thought had crossed my mind, the possibility of me losing the charm and humble charisma i once possessed ( Read more... )

i'm drowning in my sleep....

happy face killas terrorized a neighborhood near you last night. that was far too fun be a monday night, lets make this a ritual.

|chris|