Alucard Arrived First
Title: Alucard Arrived First
Genre: General/Comedy, sort of?
Pairings: Hints of some somewhat creepy AlucardxYoung Integra.
Summary: Walter makes a horrifying discovery.
Rating/Warnings: PG for mention of possibly squicky subject matter
Disclaimer: Hellsing's not mine. This baffling fanfic is, though.
Despite Walter’s best efforts, Alucard got there first.
As soon as he heard that Integra had woken Alucard up, Walter had been hovering over his charge, constantly ready to pounce. It was a matter of vital importance that Walter arrive on the scene before Alucard did. But Walter did not have the benefit of Alucard’s heightened senses.
Walter was sure that Alucard had beaten him to the punch. If he hadn’t, Walter would be able to find him. But Alucard was nowhere to be found.
And Integra’s newly-bloodstained underwear was sitting in the laundry.
Integra was sitting on her bed, blushing furiously and staring at her feet. Her father had never really had the opportunity to tell her about puberty. She knew that it would come, and she had a very vague idea of what it entailed, but it had never been explained to her. She felt very foolish for not looking it up herself. However, she felt much more foolish that it had come to this. Integra glanced up fleetingly at the towering vampire sitting on the bed next to her.
“…You see, Master, when a girl becomes a woman, her body begins to change.” Alucard’s grin was at the same time full of fatherly warmth and deviousness. Integra didn’t trust it, but she couldn’t make herself address that right now. Partially, this was out of her inexplicable embarrassment, and partially, it was because Alucard had been around the block a few times, to say the least, and probably knew what he was talking about. She peered slightly up at him again, trying to keep her blushing to a minimum as she nodded along.
Walter had been so well prepared for this moment. He had hidden away a large selection of feminine products for this day, so Integra could have her choice. He had even gotten a few bottles of those medicines made to treat menstrual cramps. It wasn’t as if he hadn’t known that it would be incredibly difficult to find Integra before Alucard did. He asked her consistently if anything was going on in her life that merited a mention, or if there were any questions she had for him. He rarely left her side if he didn’t absolutely need to.
And of course, Alucard had still gotten to Integra first.
Walter’s search had covered all the room he hoped they might be in to discuss this, but he finally accepted that they were likely in the place he’d least like to find them. Hoping that nothing horrible had yet occurred, Walter headed to Integra’s bedroom.
Integra was a little bit impressed by Alucard’s handling of this. He hadn’t yet said one inappropriate thing. He was being completely respectful, and, in fact, much less creepy than usual. She was surprised by how thoroughly he was handling the explanation of products she could use to prevent future staining of her underwear. Indeed, she was already weighing the options in her head. And then, Alucard paused. For a second, Integra wondered if he was finished, but as soon as the thought occurred to her, he continued.
“Now, if this girl is lucky enough to have her very own vampire servant, then she has an option that very few girls her age have.” Oh, and he was doing so well, too. The paternal grin never left his face. “The vampire can perform certain services for his master. These…services can strengthen the bond between master and servant, aid both of them in very valuable ways, and cause both of them unbelievable pleasure.” Integra’s eyes bulged, and her face was an even deeper scarlet than it had been previously. She began to stammer in a mix of embarrassment, disgust, and rage, when the door swung open and hit the doorstop on the wall with a loud bang.
Walter glared at Alucard with a fury that Integra had never before seen on his face. Alucard, on the other hand, simply smiled. Walter narrowed his eyes and pointed outside the door commandingly. Alucard adopted a look of innocence, or at least did the best he could in that regard.
“I was merely informing-”
“Out,” Walter snarled. Integra was more mortified than she had ever been before. She buried her face in her palms and let out a small groan. Alucard still beamed as though nothing was wrong, and turned back to face Integra.
“If you do ever decide to take me up on that offer, Master….”
“Please leave, Alucard,” Integra replied, rubbing her temples. With that, Alucard vanished through the wall, smiling that falsely innocent, predatory grin the whole way. Walter slowly stepped over to Integra.
“I’ve taken the liberty of purchasing some items for you. Shall I show you how they’re used?”
“No need, Alucard already told me. But please, show me where you’ve put them.”
Genre: General/Comedy, sort of?
Pairings: Hints of some somewhat creepy AlucardxYoung Integra.
Summary: Walter makes a horrifying discovery.
Rating/Warnings: PG for mention of possibly squicky subject matter
Disclaimer: Hellsing's not mine. This baffling fanfic is, though.
Despite Walter’s best efforts, Alucard got there first.
As soon as he heard that Integra had woken Alucard up, Walter had been hovering over his charge, constantly ready to pounce. It was a matter of vital importance that Walter arrive on the scene before Alucard did. But Walter did not have the benefit of Alucard’s heightened senses.
Walter was sure that Alucard had beaten him to the punch. If he hadn’t, Walter would be able to find him. But Alucard was nowhere to be found.
And Integra’s newly-bloodstained underwear was sitting in the laundry.
Integra was sitting on her bed, blushing furiously and staring at her feet. Her father had never really had the opportunity to tell her about puberty. She knew that it would come, and she had a very vague idea of what it entailed, but it had never been explained to her. She felt very foolish for not looking it up herself. However, she felt much more foolish that it had come to this. Integra glanced up fleetingly at the towering vampire sitting on the bed next to her.
“…You see, Master, when a girl becomes a woman, her body begins to change.” Alucard’s grin was at the same time full of fatherly warmth and deviousness. Integra didn’t trust it, but she couldn’t make herself address that right now. Partially, this was out of her inexplicable embarrassment, and partially, it was because Alucard had been around the block a few times, to say the least, and probably knew what he was talking about. She peered slightly up at him again, trying to keep her blushing to a minimum as she nodded along.
Walter had been so well prepared for this moment. He had hidden away a large selection of feminine products for this day, so Integra could have her choice. He had even gotten a few bottles of those medicines made to treat menstrual cramps. It wasn’t as if he hadn’t known that it would be incredibly difficult to find Integra before Alucard did. He asked her consistently if anything was going on in her life that merited a mention, or if there were any questions she had for him. He rarely left her side if he didn’t absolutely need to.
And of course, Alucard had still gotten to Integra first.
Walter’s search had covered all the room he hoped they might be in to discuss this, but he finally accepted that they were likely in the place he’d least like to find them. Hoping that nothing horrible had yet occurred, Walter headed to Integra’s bedroom.
Integra was a little bit impressed by Alucard’s handling of this. He hadn’t yet said one inappropriate thing. He was being completely respectful, and, in fact, much less creepy than usual. She was surprised by how thoroughly he was handling the explanation of products she could use to prevent future staining of her underwear. Indeed, she was already weighing the options in her head. And then, Alucard paused. For a second, Integra wondered if he was finished, but as soon as the thought occurred to her, he continued.
“Now, if this girl is lucky enough to have her very own vampire servant, then she has an option that very few girls her age have.” Oh, and he was doing so well, too. The paternal grin never left his face. “The vampire can perform certain services for his master. These…services can strengthen the bond between master and servant, aid both of them in very valuable ways, and cause both of them unbelievable pleasure.” Integra’s eyes bulged, and her face was an even deeper scarlet than it had been previously. She began to stammer in a mix of embarrassment, disgust, and rage, when the door swung open and hit the doorstop on the wall with a loud bang.
Walter glared at Alucard with a fury that Integra had never before seen on his face. Alucard, on the other hand, simply smiled. Walter narrowed his eyes and pointed outside the door commandingly. Alucard adopted a look of innocence, or at least did the best he could in that regard.
“I was merely informing-”
“Out,” Walter snarled. Integra was more mortified than she had ever been before. She buried her face in her palms and let out a small groan. Alucard still beamed as though nothing was wrong, and turned back to face Integra.
“If you do ever decide to take me up on that offer, Master….”
“Please leave, Alucard,” Integra replied, rubbing her temples. With that, Alucard vanished through the wall, smiling that falsely innocent, predatory grin the whole way. Walter slowly stepped over to Integra.
“I’ve taken the liberty of purchasing some items for you. Shall I show you how they’re used?”
“No need, Alucard already told me. But please, show me where you’ve put them.”