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Jan 18, 2006 04:36

just now i squeezed tangerine skins from fruit picked from a neighbor's tree and watched the flame from my black bic sputter and make tiny explosions ( Read more... )

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violatrix January 18 2006, 14:29:16 UTC
Flying fish, eh? I saw some of those in Maui once...my parents didn't believe me until the boat captain announced on the intercom, "if you look closely, you can see the flying fish today." Granted, these fish didn't fly into the heavens...but Maui is heaven to me, so maybe... Regardless, the parents never saw them. I guess it's a Pisces thing.

Ha ha ha ha ha to the comment about Pammy's boobalas! I didn't watch the Golden Globes...I didn't even know. I knew it was coming up, but I didn't have a date flash across any web pages (because lord knows I do not watch TV anymore).

I have this feeling that Brokeback is going to get the backseat (heh heh) when the Oscars air...ON MY BIRTHDAY. I'm so having a combined party. And I don't care if anyone does not care. I do. Did that make any sense?

I blame the teeth.

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rush_of_panic January 19 2006, 10:11:31 UTC
BITCH DON"T BUST MY BROKEBACK! BROKEBACK IS NUMBER ONE IN THE BOX OFFICE THIS WEEKEND! it's not weakened!!! that said,,,

waui! i've never seen real flying fish except on tellebishun. they do live off the coast of cali too, catalina island has them. they do it at night, or so i've heard. maybe that's a pisces thing too. the ones in my dreams are usually koi, big fat things that swim up and around my head in technicolor ecstacy. for real dough.

when you go to co with them again, say, "look, did you see that jackalope?"

dude, pam's were so swaddled in black. no cleavage or nothin'. it was like they were broken, and in a cast.

i need to coil you, we need to interface on the exchange thing. i want what you got, and you need some of my shit, oinkay! should have done thisbeforeschoolstartsforyou, shoooo... my bad tru dat.

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violatrix January 23 2006, 22:35:38 UTC
Ah ha! I need to catch up on my emails...

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noir_mamba January 19 2006, 00:04:00 UTC
teaching a kid how to whistle is like a one way ticket to heaven.

with that in mind, please find me a child that can't whistle!

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rush_of_panic January 19 2006, 10:04:16 UTC
LOL!

get em young!

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rush_of_panic January 19 2006, 10:12:53 UTC
you've mentioned this heaven thing before haven't you? was it when i extracted the lost dildo out of that guy's ass? oh wait, that was never mentioned before... neebleeeeek.

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exploding bowb jcomer2001 January 19 2006, 04:51:18 UTC
(Bowbidy-bowb!!)

I love Devendra Barnhart. I have "Korean Dogwood" on iTunes.

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Re: exploding bowb rush_of_panic January 19 2006, 10:04:01 UTC
red oak, sugar, and koreandogwood! one of my fave songs is little yellow spider on niño rojo. he sure shines.

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