Bar Jokes

[rushdie]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini...
Type your cut contents here. The bartender serves it, the guy chugs them and says, "give me another martini." The bartender serves it, the guy chugs it and says, "give me another martini." The bartender serves it, the guy chugs it and says, "give me another martini."

Finally the bartender has to ask

Comments

JW!

[twiggydust]

listen man...you've disappeared!!!!! i've been trying to get in touch with you but *poof* and now *poof* again and you're back! CALL ME! you're never online. miss you j!

[angelblurs]

so many of these made me laugh out loud, but i'd heard the stering wheel one as a pirate joke before.