So this morning, the cat my parents aquired a year ago ate something really bad and shat apon most everything in our living room. He destroyed our rug (it is saturated in liquid cat poop) and a reclining chair. He also managed to get poop in the Christmas tree (which has since been abruptly taken down.) Luckily most of our house is carpet free so it wasn't as big of a problem as it could have been. My sister passed out on viewing the situation, but has since recovered. Alas, Dalton, Alas...