My life has hit a new low point.
Today is the worst day of my life.
I want to die.
so if anyone wants to kill someone, I offer myself.

okay so here are some of my current projects:

The Nervous Set:
a failed broadway musical set in the village in NYC in the 1960s about a beatnik and his uptown girl trying to publish a risque magazine, and smoke pot. Retooled, Revised, Reworked and now Revived as a staged reading at Theatre Building Chicago on Monday May 22nd.I got a call to be ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

I am writing this when I probably should be studying the menu at moretti's but studying is dumb and boring ( Read more... )

Okay, NO MORE OLIVE GARDEN ( Read more... )

I had a very full day today ( Read more... )

Stoptionial (adv): deeming a situation where you must stop as a maybe.

ex:"Can we stop by the EB Games? Cause they got this new DS game in."
"Well if we have time we will, so I suppose its stoptional."

or:

"That dude just labeled that red light as stoptional."

Work Neighbors n. : a person or persons who work at a place next to or around the area that you work.

ex:: "dude, I didn't know you worked at the smoothie place next door! we're Work Neighbors!"

well whatever ( Read more... )

Dr. Phil's Test - I'm a 47 ( Read more... )