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russiandancing

VAMPIRE TIEMS NAO

Sep 26, 2007 18:57

I am writing.
A romance novel.

...it is so fucking amusing.

As they began to lower the harsh black casket into the ground, Cassandra turned away, a grimace upon her tender, ruby red lips.She strode from the green grasses of the courtyard and into the dark halls of the castle, her feet stepping delicately despite the storm brewing inside her, threating ( Read more... )

lulz, the crappiest novel ever besides eragon

Comments 4

snubullownsyou September 27 2007, 01:34:45 UTC

LMFAO, REPLACE "CASSANDRA" WITH ERAGON AND ALL THE SHES WITH HES, AND YOU'RE SET. HAHAHAHAHA.

OMG AVA, ILU. I NEED TO WRITE A SHITTY NOVEL SOMETIME. THE STUFF I WRITE IS ALREADY PRETTY FUCKING RIDIC

pheep September 27 2007, 01:36:35 UTC

COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF WIN. LMAO.

I FEEL COMPELLED TO OFFER SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE. IT'S TOO AWESOME. I HUMBLY PRESENT TO YOU AN EXCERPT FROM MY IN-PROGRESS SA/HP CROSSOVER SAGA:

MELCHIOR AND MORITZ WERE IN THEIR FOURTH YEAR AT HOGWARTS NOW. THEY WERE BOTH FOURTEEN, BUT EACH HAD DEVELOPED SURPRISINGLY QUICKLY, SO THAT PHYSICALLY THEY ACTUALLY APPEARED CLOSER TO 22 AND 23, RESPECTIVELY.

ONE DAY ON THE WEEKEND MORITZ WAS OUT WANDERING THE SCHOOL GROUNDS. HE SAW MELCHIOR PERCHED ON A ROCK IN A ~*SECLUDED WOODED AREA*~, AND WALKED OVER TO HIM.

“HAI MELCHI WAT R U DOING” ASKED MORITZ.

“I’M POLISHING MY WAND” SAID MELCHIOR.

“U POLISH UR WAND?” ASKED MORITZ, WHO HAD NEVER HEARD OF WAND POLISHING.

“YA OF COURSE, DON’T U”

“UM NO”

“HERE, LET ME SHOW U HOW”

And then, if your imagination permits, Remus Lupin appears and turns into a werewolf and is boned senseless by ~*Odin Shadowpalms.*~ And they all have v. shiny wands. Cheers.

ilseofpreopia September 27 2007, 01:52:32 UTC

[/IS TOO LAZY TO LOG OUT OF RP ACCOUNT, BUT MOST COMMENTS ARE AWESOMER IF ILSE IS LEAVING THEM, AMIRITE? xD]

I THINK WE SHOULD DEF. CROSS OVER SA WITH HP AND TTHOAMD*. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

ODIN SHADOWPALMS/REMUS LUPIN OTP

ILU SERIOUSLY

A LOT

*MY NOVEL IS NAMED "THE THROBBING HEAT OF A MIDSUMMER'S DAY"

pheep September 27 2007, 05:00:15 UTC

LMAO LMAO LMAO
I FUCKING LOVE THAT NAME.

ALSO, AGREED. WE SHALL CALL IT: THE THROBBING HEAT OF A HARRY AWAKENING!

SOMETIMES I AM QUITE FRIGHTENED BY OUR GENIUS.