Chaos will resume after these short messages.

[russianrevolver]

It was just a matter of time, with the general state of the architecture in this city.

Comments

[inherent_sin]

Where the hell did you wander off to? I thought you needed help with that collar.

[russianrevolver]

Well, well. Look who dropped by.

What the hell are you talking about, Snake?

[inherent_sin]

...You haven't called me Snake in years.

Trying to be a real tease now, aren't you? I'm already naked and everything, come back here at once. I'm not in the mood for games.

[russianrevolver]

....what?!

Have you been eating unidentified mushrooms again?

[feastof_fools]

The general state appears quite poor. Even peasants can have a lively celebration, however!

[russianrevolver]

.....I'm sure they can.

[ration]

Is inappropriate grabbing standard GRU procedure, or did you just learn it from Volgin?

[russianrevolver]

Oh, it's standard procedure all right. Though I wouldn't be surprised if Volgin was the one behind it.

[ration]

Doesn't it strike you as an intrusive means of identification? I mean... I know it's the sixties and all, but...

[russianrevolver]

Well... it might be a little unorthodox, but you have to take into consideration that this is an era of more advanced technology - especially when it comes to disguises. Simple visual identification isn't as reliable as it used to be.

However... most agents tend to neglect altering other distinguishable features.

[bossfight]

quick question:

do you realize how ridiculously faggy that meowing makes you look/sound?

[russianrevolver]

How...what?

It's an effective call. Travels long distances, distinct without sticking out too much... I don't see any problems with it.

[bossfight]

it'll stick out when your foe starts laughing himself into a coma at how retarded you look

[russianrevolver]

But then I won't have to worry about knocking him out myself.

[animejosse]

You know, it's not fair that you have those killer abs when you're 70.

[russianrevolver]

And why is that?

[animejosse]

Because most people don't age that well. Hell, most people would kill to have those abs in their 20s!

[russianrevolver]

I'm just that amazing.