see you jerks in a week. im goin to st maarten

theres this neat symptom of lyme disease called bell's palsy. its this fun thing where you lose control of half your face. when i go to blink, only one eye blinks. i can only raise one eyebrow. and smiling? dont even get me started. other symptoms of bell's palsy include excess tearing and change in the way things taste ( Read more... )

words you can say on fx: twat, shit, asshole
words you cant say on fx: god, christ

someone's priorities are not in order

if you ever find yourself presented with the opportunity to have lyme disease, i highly recommend it. todays sympton de jour - muscle paralysis. im having trouble using the muscles on the left side of my face. my left eye hurts right now cause i didnt blink it very often and it dried up ( Read more... )

so here it is. 4th of july and i could be a number of places watchin fireworks and drinkin coronas. instead, id rather sit here and watch tv. im too tired, im sunburnt, i dont feel like drivin, and i have to work tomorrow. all of those things add up to me staying in ( Read more... )

i dont like this new development where you arent allowed to say jesus or god on tv anymore. it was ok in other shows when theyd say 'oh my god' or 'jesus christ', but i was watching futurama the other day and they bleeped 'sweet zombie jesus'. thats goin too far

its quarter past 11 so theres only 45 minutes left in the day. unless something amazingly bad happens to me in that 45 minutes then this was a good day. red sox won a scarily close game. futuramas on. im gonna be housesitting this weekend and makin 120 bucks. all i gotta do is feed some animals a couple times a day. work was real easy and very ( Read more... )

bein at home right now is awesome. im havin a good time hangin out with people i havent seen in forever. but then i come back to the house and my parents are so annoying i want to kill myself. thank god for work. all this free time lately but i have no money to do stuff. i go runnin just to get out of the house. its either here or syracuse though, ( Read more... )

im like a real person now. i have a commute and theres traffic and khaki pants and cubicles. crazy man, crazy. i got up at 630 cause i had to work at 9. im still not sure how much time to leave for driving and the t. but then i worked from 9-430, just shy of a good ole 9 to 5. 7 and a half hours of actual working comes to about 110 bucks for the ( Read more... )

i start work for real tomorrow. itll be pretty awesome. i work at nine which means i leave at 730 which means i get up before 7. thats poor. but all i gotta do is sit in my very own cubicle entering names and adresses and listenin to cds. then they pay me my fifteen dollars an hour and i say thank you and everyone is happy ( Read more... )