Since im a lazy fucker and just really dont feel like typing much, i give you random pictures.

*falls over*


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In case anyone noticed, ive been neglecting my journal for a while now. ive been sorta preoccupied. i no longer have to bitch about waiting for jared to get here.
see?


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I GOT THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS RING TONE FOR MY CELL!

it makes me so happy.

everytime someone calls me ill just dance to the wonderfullness that is NINTENDO and ignore their call.

I FUCKING HATE INTERNET SLANG.
do us all a favor and

DIE.
kthxbye.omglolz!!!11

"I love you so much i couldnt fit it in the anal cavity of an elephant. or all of the anal cavities the world could ever provide! even over weight middle aged men. none can contain the love that is ours ( Read more... )

My dad ate dog treats the other day because he saw big letters that said BEEF FLAVORED JERKY ( Read more... )

I dont have anything to update about anymore ( Read more... )

Today while on these rocks over looking the ocean with Tina, i sat my hand on something very unpleasant. I looked down and i sat my hand right on a used "snack size" personal lubricant pouch.

I got sex juices on my hands...
And they werent mine.

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i just colored on my eyelids with crayola markers :)

heh...this looks neat.

CHINESE FOOD!!
YAY!!!!

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