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[rustedcakemaker]

So the craziest thing happened. I'm nominated for PK. I swear this has got to be some sick sick joke and the minute I get on stage a vat of pigs blood will pour on me. I defintely believe a unanimous "What the F!@#" went echoing through the halls of our fair school. Tuesday they are defintely going to come on the announcements and be like " Uh we'

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[life_is_passion]

I think im in love with you

[rustedcakemaker]

your heaving breasts and sharp wit make me want to be a better man.

[life_is_passion]

It is not possible for you to be a better man, because you are perfect. Your boyish smile and enormous bulge make me want to rub you down with hot oil, and love you right.

[rustedcakemaker]

Anyway you love me would be the right way my sweet cuppin cakes. I long for the day when our love can flow freely like a stream without the bounds of "society" or "morals." When we can just be two impassioned lovers loving each others love.

[lizalovely]

oh rusty .. fine times .. i'm am a lobster and i saw you on the beach today .. = )