"Sometimes when you are trying to reach your destination, it is easier to travel in a mobius strip fashion to get there. And sometimes, it helps to be traveling with a shovel."
Muah ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous
October 13 2007, 00:52:24 UTC
Matt I have your laptop! It is now my hostage!!! If you ever want to hear the sweet sound of it's keys tick tick ticking away again, If you ever again want to spend endless hours playing Kingdom of Loathing you will fulfill my demands. I Want a flourless chocolate torte, A first edition copy of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven, a case of the finest vintage Transylvanian wine, ONE MILLION DOLLARS! deposited into a swiss bank account, and a private jet fueled and ready to whisk me off to an undisclosed European destination. Upon my safe getaway you will receive a communice informing you where to find your computer. You have 48hrs to respond!
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Repeat - the assailant has been neutralized. Return to base.
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