An offer... for me?

[rustingangel]

So, some of you that receive this probably know that I work at a college - doin' the whole data jockey thing for a company that is on the verge of collapse, and like Atlas - I feel the weight 'erday! Some of the rats jumped ship long ago in search of sanctuary and crumbs. most found what they were looking for, others drowned. Yet, I refused to be a

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[chalkwalk]

In the spirit of preserving my delicate sanity by keeping my hands away from actual computer work, we would just replace all of the Desktops with Etch-A-Sketch.
Q. How do I open a new fileopen a new file
A. Shacke the Etch-A-Sketch

Q. How do I delete something
A. Shacke the Etch-A-Sketch

Q. How do I save a file
A. Don't shacke the Etch-A-Sketch

[nihilistanarch]

"Are there any established protocols in the event of a zombie attack on the office and what are they? More directly what is the policy on weapons, guns, axes, large sticks in the work place, and has the office bee properly prepared to withstand a siege of the walking dead?"

Been reading World War Z so, thats totally where my head space went.

[rustingangel]

Did I say top 10 questions? I actually meant top 11 questions.

Eleven!! Aht-aht-ah! Twelve-TWELVE!!! Aht-aht-ah!

[absitlibertas]

Dude, wear a little tie camera. You can not tell us you're going to do this, do this, and then not show us how you did it.

Rad. Rad bone. Bomb diggity.